October 2009
“Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph”
– Jim Samuels
If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on...
win :)
skyeg:
First year law student
I was driving on Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat up truck.
He decides to turn in front of me without a blinker.
I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this, overaerobicized woman jumps in front of my car with her hand up.
She proceeds to yell in my window, “Hey, slow down you idiot!” I’m a well-bred, mellow guy by nature, so I ignore this.
As...
YTMND - Does The Wizard Look Like A Bitch? →
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QDB: Quote #906256 →
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My favorite is http://www.bash.org/?23396
Yep. Just wait a bit. →
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Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts...
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the president was preying on the public’s fear of contracting a fatal disease last week when he declared the H1N1 virus a national emergency, Republican leaders announced Wednesday that they were officially endorsing the swine flu. “Thousands of Americans—hardworking ordinary Americans like you and me—already have H1N1,” Republican National Committee...
This. Is. Awesome. →
Danny and I don't Skype like normal people.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You Danny?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: mickie?
You: OMG
You: RADIOSCHIZO?
Stranger: YES
You: OMG
You: My life.
You: Complete.
Stranger: this is so freakin awesome
Stranger: LOL
You: This will be tumblr-ed.
You: Rest assured.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: This is probably one of the best things I've ever done.
You: Y'know, we could Skype like normal people.
You: But no.
Stranger: I was like "oh shit, over 2000 people this will take forever
Stranger: "
You: This is just WAY more awesome ^_^
Stranger: haha
[this is possibly THE coolest thing ever.]
I →
I never blog forwards... but this is too good.
[In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters]
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
Canada has way cooler money →
first loons, now this?
“Not a bad resume for a nerd from Macungie…”
– (mom)
Good night, sweet prince. →
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SA President Calls for No Further Budget Cuts
(published this past Wednesday in the SUNY Oneonta State Times - @statetimes)
On Tuesday, October 6, Governor David Paterson executed, what I see as, the most cowardly action as governor so far. He announced another $500 million of cuts in state agency spending. The announcement of the cuts is no shock, as most New York citizens know their state is in financial trouble right now. What do I find...
Today's Mantra:
Happiness is a warm gun, not a cranky one.
“You know, why don’t they offer abortions until age 5? If you and your kid...”
– Danielle
“Sooooo how much free time do you have?”
– (JP)
“meshuggahs genre is chugga-chugga-chugga-time-signatures-so-kewl-core”
– youtube video comment
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reblog with your favorite song
toyamputee:
subentropy:
flugelhorn:
captainkirk:
jesuschrist-:
tenmileswide:
Thank you for the venom - My Chemical Romance
This Time Imperfect-AFI
The End and the Beginning - Forgive Durden
Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
captainkirk, whoever you are, I’m going to start following you purely because your favorite song is from Razia’s Shadow. &thomasdutton;
in other news, Chelsea...
“OMG an open bar??”
“You know you’re an alcoholic when…”
– on campus
“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in...”
– Abraham Lincoln (via minimalmac)
“I hear and I forget
I see and I remember
I do and I understand”
Did you ever lay down and get so relaxed that your legs feel like they legitimately could not be moved?
“Sugar is a 100% natural simple carbohydrate.
Carbohydrates are an important...”
– Domino Sugar box (via soulatoms)
