September 2009
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"How to piss people off"
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield...
August 2009
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Best. Idea. For a website. Evar. →
Seriously, I think I might have to start using this.
“You know you and your roommate are perfect matches for each other when one opens...”
– j-dubs
Sunday night... in Milne.
Sylvia: dickwad. you know I love you. dont even accusse me of that shit again or Ill beat you up.
Sylvia: :throws coffee cup against the wall:
Rick:
OH GOD THERE'S MORE *NSFW* →
Apparently Mr. White-Power Unicorn has more…
oneontamic:
our @astallaslions show is on the google homepage!! http://twitpic.com/fqo3s
In which refrshingapathy attempts to plod through... →
kung fu grippe - Alpine Messaging System →
minimalmac:
Today, I’m way more comfortable in the shell. Mainly because I finally learned that, as with Photoshop and The Joy of Sex, you only really need to master 10-20% of the options in order to get by. The hard part is learning which 10-20%, I guess. (tips: start with cd and “compliment her shoes or hair,” respectively)
Merlin on Alpine; a Pine based email program for the command line.
“There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and...”
– Mark Twain (via minimalmac)
Ass pennies. Oh god.
merlin:
Ass Pennies | Upright Citizens Brigade | Comedy Central
I post it over and over because I watch it over and over.
From the same awesome eppy as Power Marketing and Woodsy Office.
nicolazaro:
douglasmartini:
mliaverage:
Today, I ordered pizza online. I left special instructions for the pizza guy to ‘knock a cheery tune’. He did. I tipped him well. MLIA.
“if (location == “Brooklyn”) { this.sleep = true; }”
– (#songsincode)
If the internet named movies.... →
SpaceStation... does anyone have one? →
I’m very tempted. I have my laptop dock for my room, but what is there for my office? Then again, this costs money. Which I cannot spend. So in actuality… never mind, this just looks really cool. BlueLounge, if you want to donate one to me, word.
WatchCOOLEST THING EVER
#0079
secretbooth:
I’ve cheated on every single guy I’ve went out with. I’m scared I’ll never be able to stop.
(You may or may not be a bitch. Stop breaking hearts.)
The Impending Demise of the University →
An interesting article by Don Tapscott detailing how he thinks our generation thinks and learns. To which I have to say two words… Joe Pignato. He is the embodiment of a professor who “gets” how our generation learns, and it shows… his class is difficult, the work is intense, but you come out of that class feeling like you have truly learned something. It is a two-way...
When Entering Sherman Hall...
Troy: Rick I have some junk in my trunk for you.
Justin: WHAT?
Rick: Coffee tables? Word.
Justin: ....
#0070
secretbooth:
When I’m bored, I draw Llamas
(when I’m bored, I air guitar)
#0059
secretbooth:
“i wish i was an owl so i could see what people do behind my back.”
Creepiest website in the world →
tr.im Resurrected'
Methinks it is about time that Twitter allows their users to chose a preferred URL shortening service rather than defaulting to a single one…
trim:
We have restored tr.im, and re-opened its website. We have been absolutely overwhelmed by the popular response, and the countless public and private appeals I have received to keep tr.im alive.
We have answered those pleas. Nambu will keep...