I never blog forwards... but this is too good.

  • [In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters]
  • FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  • So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
  • GENERAL COSGROVE:
  • We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
  • FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  • Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
  • GENERAL COSGROVE:
  • I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
  • FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  • Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
  • GENERAL COSGROVE:
  • I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
  • FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  • But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
  • GENERAL COSGROVE:
  • Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?