Rick, It bothers me that your bio does not make a smooth curve. Will you fix it for your neurotic, compulsive, top hat’d friend? Or, provide me with a convincing analysis of why it is arranged in that order. There may be banana stickers as a reward…

If I made it a smooth curve it wouldn’t reflect the jarring nature of the reality of a bio… we make bios so silky that the arrangement and kerning doesn’t reflect the turmoil inherent to human nature…. </avant garde>

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